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First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.
ugh
Me
melon slice
This dad joke is very regional
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
::groan::
::upvote::
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Way to early to ask for a threesome.
Rockmelon?
Honey, do.
Herbie Hancock intensifies…
Rock, melon-slice!
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
