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Too much of a pussy to kms
Kiss Martha Stewart ?
Yea, I don’t kiss anyone that has commited theft
:/
-6, because [redacted]
You turn into a Monster but that causes you to age in reverse?
I’m 80085
Approaching 40. I was born at a very young age…
I was born yesterday
43, my folks banged back in ‘79
Not 69 ?
54, because so far I’ve only died for 8 seconds, ok, ok, then 4 seconds, and 5 seconds, and 4 seconds again.
You’re an astronaut ?
Nah, my heart keeps stopping when I sleep, we aren’t sure why yet.
Fuck 🫂
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