I remember being in highschool in the late 90s/early 2000s and someone found out I had an online dating profile.

I was relentlessly teased about it, borderline bullying.

I eventually met my current wife online, couldn’t be happier.

looking back, the teasing was likely because I was the only genuinely nice guy those girls knew and were upset their choices for dates were abysmal. it’s all for the best though, I wouldn’t have wanted to be around anyone who could treat me that way and be ok with it.

I’m pleased that the stigma against online dating has all but vanished.

I snuggle with my kids on cold days to keep them warm.

I cuddle with your wife on cold days to stay warm.

I love that the straps are parallel to the trusses. only thing better would be watching those straps cut through the shingles, underlayment, and sheeting like cheese once winds hit 188mph.

my meemaw told me she dried out her whole basement with puppy pads and hydrocortisone cream.

what’s that? yes…she did die of a lung infection. how’d you know?

in fairness, they did slap the roof and said “yehp, that’s not going anywhere.”

we’re not entirely sure of when the incantation was first made, but the magic behind it is still juuuust strong enough to do the trick.

meet Delores, she’s here to ensure you’re satisfied with your job.

I guess he needed a helping hand since he was coming on the help desk so much.

there should be a study on workplace efficiency that includes sexual gratification vs not.