Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

Thanks for that! Completely agree on Dog Vomit over Scrambled Eggs. Guessing that stuff does not need an appetizing name.

Would Dog Vomit Slime Mold be considered Fuligo Septica, or is it different?

I get that the Dog Vomit part is a common name or nickname, just wondering if it’s the same stuff?

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But it’s ok to have a little fun when you do.

My mom & her brothers were arguing over family silverware. The older of my two uncles just took the silverware case & disappeared with it.

That year for Christmas, every immediate family received a custom made ring made from the melted silverware.

They’re not anything valuable. They look handmade & some of the pieces were outright ugly, but it worked.

We all still have that silverware & it means a lot to all of us.

To OP, completely understand you might not want jewelry made from a nazi knife, but maybe there’s an option to do something worthwhile while that melted metal, rather than just scrapping it?

If nothing else, you could encase a copy of mein kampf in the metal & have a fancy ass doorstop you can kick around.

“Is that a brick of silver holding your door open?”

“Nope. It’s a deactivated copy of that hitler book.”

Nahme I’m zeezpert nonyku. Iz time takemetothe toilet

Scrolling through my feed & my brain read this title in the key of The Bangles…

I’m sorry, cause it really is an impressive piece.

Big fan of this person, who looks like they died in the middle of birthing the three stooges…

I love how the pic for the article is, presumably, a lesbian couple…

Yep, all those hot & steamy incestuous lesbians in Tennessee are about to riot.

Now I Know?

Whoa… that damn thing could eat a horse.

“Hatzegopteryx belonged to the pterosaur family, which were previously thought to only eat smaller prey. But researchers have now realized that they could eat other dinosaurs and animals as big as a horse.”