Tell em that. Let them research that too.

John Greene bringing on the fight.

I hated it when I was just a 13 yo girl.

The vampire was an angry, soulless piece of the shit who looks and acts like a serial killer.

The woman was a daft cow who always had this dumb look in here eyes like a deer in headlights.

Match made in hell.

I’ve had a guinea pig and he never bit me. Not once. Only licked. He trusted me and I made sure he had a good life. He was outside and free to roam the garden until dusk. And inside the home if the outside was too cold/dark/wet. The garden also offered lots of plants to eat and hide under. He had great avriety in diet alongside the petfood and guineapig essentials. He would join me at the dinner table with his own plate of safe greens. We would snuggle every day. Everytime I had to catch him, it sometimes turned into a chase. He ofcourse didn’t want to go into the cage. The cage only served to protect him against predators at night, and from our electronic cables. Which ofcourse he didn’t understand. But he still accepted me picking him up when catching him. No biting. He knew he’d be free again come morning. He died how he lived after my dad let him out and left him outside overnight because he couldn’t catch him. My only regret is that I didn’t know they had to come in pairs.

So what in the fuck are you doing with that guinea pig that it distrusts you so? I literally had to chase him sometimes and he still didn’t bite me when I gently but quickly scooped him.

I know those clowns fill up those baggy pants, but it’s the best option they had. They wouldn’t have survived the big tiddy goth clown dimension…

High rates of cancer.

That or starvation. Your choice.

I have a high sensitivity to sour. It sucks. Apples are often too sour. So it’s not just ants, or bitterness.

I am bad at statistics, and have no clue what those tests are. But damm I do relate. This is how doing the statistics project and exam felt.

Don’t forget mice. Those fuckers get all the treatments for cancer. Selfish bastards.

Aw shucks. Why you gotta take the virus out of its prison cells? Probation doesn’t work on these guys!

I hope so.

First world problems

Tbh. How could would it be to have an extra pair of long grabbers attached to your back? Sometimes two hands just aren’t sufficient.

God I feel the pain. Now I consider our bloody centrifuge a reasonable experience. Noticed a droplet of blood while the other students loaded in their capillairy tubes. Went to get some sds and alcohol to clean it. I return to see it turned on and spinning. Swore to never trust any lab equipment ever again. Was I glad to have that hep A/B shot.

The extreme centrifuge was even more fun. Luckily most students were too scared to weigh the counter balance. So I got to balance that ±0,002gram tolerance fucker. No walls were broken.

This seems to be a recurring trend. Human rights took more blood than ink to write.

My cult taught my 13 yo self that were I to take my own life, I would have to re-experience the life that led me to suicide in order for my soul to learn the lesson. But since I robbed another soul of the oppertunity to live as me, I’d have added bad karma and would reincarnate in (a non specified country in) africa. No more help was offered.

I’ve beaten depression, but suffered losses in cognition due to its severity and length.

Can we cut him to death with scissors?

They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

Noticed it years ago. Different colours for buttons. Harder to read. All that garbage.