UristMcHolland

We probably didn’t need the lockdowns because COVID spread regardless :(

Gee I wonder why that happened. Couldn’t have been this

1 mile = 63360 inches

63360 / 6" = 10560

1 thrust per second for 60 minutes = 3,600 thrusts

So about .341 miles of dick per hour

I was in a dollar store the other day that had 2 GIANT posters on the front doors saying “NO CASH” “We cannot accept cash payments at this time” and while I was in there I saw 3 people get told they can’t accept cash and then the shoppers left the store in a huff.

I don’t hate Apple but I do hate their influence. They release some wireless earbuds and then suddenly all the manufacturers “don’t have enough room for a headphone jack”, …get the fuck out of here.