It needs to always be connected to WiFi and you need additional software licenses to enable certain features like warm air, a spinning drum, or the ability to set how long it runs for.
The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.
It needs to always be connected to WiFi and you need additional software licenses to enable certain features like warm air, a spinning drum, or the ability to set how long it runs for.
And all of that needs to be hosted by separate carriers, in separate countries, otherwise it’ll blow up
The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.
And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.
We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.
In only size xx small
We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.
A surcharge of your first born son
But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby