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    It needs to always be connected to WiFi and you need additional software licenses to enable certain features like warm air, a spinning drum, or the ability to set how long it runs for.

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      And all of that needs to be hosted by separate carriers, in separate countries, otherwise it’ll blow up

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        11 months ago

        The Dryer doesn’t accept clothes by default either, only socks. To unlock drying clothes, you need to install a physical add-on which plugs at the back.

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          11 months ago

          And it makes a really loud noise that attracts swarms of African killer bees.

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            11 months ago

            We conveniently also sell full-body beekeeper suits, perfect for when you’re drying the laundry.

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              11 months ago

              In only size xx small

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                We do offer the option to hire an approved Taylor to design a beekeeper suit in other sizes, for a surcharge.

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                  11 months ago

                  A surcharge of your first born son

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                    But only if he’s not ugly, we don’t want no ugly baby