You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.

on accident

Rather than by purpose? #54%

There’s also the weird decision to put a bunch of easily-bruised bones in your butt which would normally be used for a tail.

I once had a creationist defend the coccyx as being necessary for keeping muscles together. That was fun.

We used to do the vitamin c but then were like its too easy to get elsewhere why bother.

Yeah, it’s crazy to me that people believe we were “intelligently designed” when our food hole and breathing hole are so close that we can only use one at a time, and that our waste dumping grounds are right next to the amusement park.

This is actually a result of changes to our larynx and stuff, which allows us to make such a variety of sounds when speaking. In other animals (and human babies), the air and food tubes are physically separated at rest. But in humans, our epiglottis can’t properly keep things separate because our larynx is further down in our throat.

So, I’m gonna have to deny this request on the grounds that it will necessarily break the speech feature, which many of our users depend on heavily.

“left user note to pause breathing while swallowing to prevent esophageal trespass when backup breathing interface used for food consumption. No change recommended to emergency breathing access. Closing DOC_UPDATE”

Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.

Just divide at a cellular level, nature has already solved this problem! Upstart life forms these days thinking they can reinvent the wheel.

The engineer solution: back to egg laying, which also fixes menstruation

Agreed, that shits rough on people. Impacts of teeth and post-partum. Yet a funny thing there is that we can tell you down to the day you were impregnated by the growth of the fetus.

Next person. Sir drink this stuff to make you shit your brains out and I’m going to shove my finger in your ass to see if we can get a scope of what your insides are like.

Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.

ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there’s a pretty good argument that we’re self-domesticated.

so like, we’re not just a prerelease, we’re a fucking fork of a prerelease

TIL
Thanks for the link! This is really awesome.

Thank you, I came here to say the same thing. The problem isn’t that we don’t glow, it’s the fact that our eyes suck.

A lot of Bioluminiscence, but Infrared light as almost in any living be, which we can’t see without special devices.

Structural weakness not only in the lower back, but also in the knees. The human being still has many reminists of an quadruped, as one of the younger species. He still has a way to be optimized as bipedo. Lower back and knees are still not optimized for this, apart of some other static and organic problems. We are still in phase beta.

Wait, you can’t eat and breathe through the same hole?

I want to know at what wavelengths. Did I miss it?

It bugs me that they say ‘it’s not infrared - it’s photons!’ (paraphrasing).

No, you just get a new set growing in the gums.

You clip them like nails.

Maybe we could get rows like sharks

An ass-needed thing?

I’d like to add depression and anxiety to fixing ADHD as an individual can exhibit all three.

This can be split into several patches if necessary.

Or, like, at least a caffeine gland or something.

We’ll start the carcinisation tree in 3.0.

Exercice helps but 3rd party tool are often still needed.

They just need to eliminate diminishing returns that they introduced back in the beta.

How do you picture it? Like a spider monkey, a fox, or like one of those hippopotamus’s who helicopter chops their shit everywhere?

One sounds useful, one sounds cute, one sounds like your asserting dominance over unexpecting persons waiting in queue