Money is waffles so by the transitive property time is waffles too!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
$20? But I wanted a peanut.
You mean you get peanuts if your customer’s peen nuts?
And $20 can buy a lotta peanuts.
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!
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let me put it this way: if you have money, time can be whatever you want it to be
A private mercenary army I can use to conquer my own kingdom.
And establish the eternal dynasty of the waffle.
…or buying a social media company and making ALL the shitposts.
Because capitalism.
Because you could use your time to work and make money. Labor is kind of selling your time to other entities and doing their stuff. And even an enterpreneur can use time to grow their business. Or capital alone regularly grows with interest or by investing it.
You could also use your time to make waffles. That’d be oddly specific, but even then you could sell those and you’d end up with money again… And exposing waffles to time just results in them growing mold.
Because waffles aren’t making you any money. They’re only making you full.
