snakes are scary because they’re idiots with staplers for a face
Staplers ruined forever now, thanks
What da snek doin
It’s just a big fan of the Italian Grand Prix
Why everything in Italy looks like a shoe from above?
Italians and their foot fetish!
You no-a like-a the shoe? Mama Mia!
You must have really weird feet
What kinda weird-ass feet do you have?
Forza serpente
Its best
Spinnin an oroborus.
Do snakes have a reverse gear?
This is what becoming an adult is like “I wanna go back! Please, just let me go back.”
Remember kids, never reuse a condom
Just leave it on in between so it’s technically a single use 👉😏
FYI, there are reusable washable condoms.
Yeah, your mom!
(no followup questions please because I haven’t thought this through)
Where is the head? Can’t find it in either picture.
Edit: oh, I think I see it in the top one, didn’t expect the head and “neck” to be so much smaller than the middle of the body. Still can’t quite see it in the bottom picture.
I love snakes
Hoop snakes.
