Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

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        What does a network engineer bring on a hiking trip in the woods? Water, snacks, extra sunscreen, a first aid kit, bug repellent, bear spray … and a folding shovel and a piece of fiber-optic cable.

        (What’s the fiber for?)

        Well, if you get lost in the woods or need to be rescued, you take the shovel, dig a trench, put the fiber in it, bury it … and within an hour, someone with a backhoe will show up to tear it up. Then you can just follow the backhoe tracks back to civilization.

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      And this is how a micro quake severed our T1 line from LA to Phoenix and shut the network down in our office for a week.

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        Honestly never thought of that, sounds like there would need to be some sort of protective channeling, with space to allow some shifting