Son goes crazy in a good way or bad way?
Like I can imagine a 4 year old going wild with excitement cause the parents are home. Or a 14 year old cringing hard
16 year old rapidly putting their dick away
flings laptop across the room
I mean it’s honestly not a bad idea in general to announce your presence unless you’re specifically trying to surprise people.
I pictured the first, but the cringing teenager is funny too.
Add a smoke machine and some fireworks and every time you come home it’s like walking into a WWE ring
flicker some smart lights too
But without the thinly-veiled gay porn?
Yes, I only allow totally unveiled gay porn in my home.
Fabulous
I can only imagine John Cena music for which my son goes crazy
Somebody…
this is so easily what I’d make mine
I genuinely didn’t recognize what song you were referring to because the “some” was not stretched and “body” was not emphasized 😂
‘Imperial March’ just before arriving would be awesome
The original, or the metal version?
Start with the original, and when they tire of it, move to this fantastic version!
Cues up “What New PussyCat?” by Tom Jones
…
BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
But 21 times before you come in, with another song thrown in about 12 or so in just to confuse them
It’s not unusual
The Rocky Theme would be my choice, maybe the original Hawaii 5-0.
My dogs would fucking love this. They love when we play music in general, and would totally get excited for a dedicated “daddy’s home!” Song
That took me a minute. I read “house speaker” as Mike Johnson.
I don’t know what he does in his spare time, so maybe?
I would definitely play the Seinfeld intro theme. Slap bass intensifies
Gotta have the audience cheer when you enter too. I would just have a sitcom soundboard ready for the full effect.
“This is the worst case of intronitis I’ve ever seen. You can even hear the theme music.”
Sometimes when I get out of bed and I can hear my partner and kids doing stuff, I’ll walk out playing Sirius or Gonna Fly Now loudly on my phone.
Usually my 3 year old daughter will be like “Dad, we’re doing THIS now!”
Sirius is an inspired choice
I used to play the Beatles’ “Here Comes the S[o]n” on the speakers downstairs when I brought our first child downstairs after naps. My wife thought it was funny the first time, but after that it was all like “please don’t stop my playlist for your pun” and I’m like “it’s a literal dad joke!”
Now that son is old enough to start his own music and I totally get it. “Hey, I was listening to that!”
Stealing this for a couple of timer
I kind of wonder how to do this. All of my"house speakers" can’t be turned on remotely. I’m guessing it’s a smart speaker.
Looking over the responses, I’m surprised no one said they’d play “Never gonna give you up.” by Rick Astley. I say why not rickroll your family whenever you get back home.
Nice to meet you, Johnny boy!
That’s a great idea
Doo dooo do dooooooo