AliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 9 days agoIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squareIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWAliceMA to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos English · 9 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoMy neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoDo you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoNo, because I am from the other side of the moat.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoOh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
minus-squarefjord_monkeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoHad beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
minus-squaretwinpeaks2112linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoOi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?
My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
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Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
No, because I am from the other side of the moat.
Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?