Helping others to do their best, especially when it’s something they are truly passionate about.
What if the thing they’re passionate about is doing evil murders?
Hear that everybody? This guys an accessory to murder!
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If any comment from this section was going to get me the “username checks out” I thought it would be the one I made for “Cheesy McSneezer, and the Cheesy McSneezer 7”
I hadn’t scrolled that far down yet lol
Some say the world would be poorer without Charles Manson. Not me - some.
Generating world peace.
The world would become a better place, and no one would be able to trace it back to me. I get to live in a warless world and still have my privacy.
CRANKIN’ MY HOG AROOOO!!!
I love that THE_PACK memes are leaking into Lemmy. WE MADE IT BOIS!!!
THAT’S CUZ THE PACK NEVER LEAVES A BROTHER BEHIND AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!
Cracking DRM. Win-win.
Judging from some of the prolific ones out there, cracking DRM requires you to also be absolutely batshit insane.
I feel like you could game this… my superpower would be making a hit album in a day. I’ll just tell them it took several weeks. Replace album with day trading, writing a comedy set, movie, engineering designs, theoretical physics…
Game this is easy: I will be the best at commiting crimes without getting caught. In your face Moriarty
I was going to say “robbing banks” but I prefer the generality in your answer.
computer programmer
Theft.
Social engineering. Give everyone a sense of agency but make the world in my image.
Father?
😉
You sound like a lead anime character, and I mean that in the best way.
Making people laugh. They’ll keep thinking there’s someone funnier but they’ll be wrong.
Embezzling money
Best masturbator
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Making money.
Picking lottery numbers
making money. a win win really.
Writer. Publish under a pseudonym. ;)
