How long until she is gregnant?
Can u get prrrrrreagantè?
Am I pagnate?
I know this reference, old internet friend.
Am I perganant?
Am I pegnart or am I OK?
time for the classic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
Annnnnnd REMIX: https://youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ?si=-OtHJPRfRSX8ClX0
Welcome to Greg’s baby, featuring Lauren.
Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg’s.
That sign cost more than my wedding
I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change “Greg” to someone else and reuse.
TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.
Im sure you are her 1st choice.
Maybe she’s just now finding out, too
“And Introducing…Greg!”
If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded
With Laura’s name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner’s names?
Cheaper to change our names lol
If we’re laughing, there’s a chance they were too.
I think it’s 100% a joke
Can we ever really be 100% sure of anything?
Im just here for the Greg
Get out, Greg. It’s not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.
Greg.
Shut up, Greg.
“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding
feat. greg* weɖɖing
But who’s the Best Boy?
Why why WHY ?!
Could be
Intentional self aware and self effacing humour from the couple
A tongue in cheek thing arranged by either the bride or groom
She did all the work in arranging it and he doesn’t give a shit about marriage so a passive aggressive way of her celebrating an event that matters for he, but not for him
Soneone photoshopping
Why does it matter so much to women? Noone is being crowned nor is it a beauty pageant. Half of marriges end in divorce. It causes stress to guests and participants. Why not just go to a judge?
Different people like different things. Nothing wrong with celebrating one of the biggest days of one’s life. I didn’t want to be the center of attention, but if someone else does want to be that - on their wedding day - then that’s cool too.
Half of all marriages, which include people who have been married multiple times. For example, if you have 5 married couples, 4 are on their first marriage and the last couple is on their 6th marriage, then on average 50% of the marriages in this scenario failed. But it doesn’t apply to everyone in the same way. Some people even remarry the same person.
The median is much lower.
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