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Have you found the scientific method.
I think so, but let’s test it just to be sure.
Certainty I can’t help you with, but statistical confidence let’s go.
Good observation - I’ll include that in my notes and come back later with a finer-tuned hypothesis!
No thanks I follow the jeebus.
Right, please tell me. Is this just a meme thing or do people actually knock on other people’s doors to try to convert them to their religion?
And does this only happen, bizarrely, in the country with the highest number of gun-owning cowards?
It just seems such an odd combination
Jehovas witnesses knocking on doors is an absolutely known thing in Germany.
And the UK
Though they usually just send letters these days, I was taken aback when an in-the-flesh god-botherer knocked on the other day
Ever heard of Jehovah’s witnesses? Or Mormons going on their mission? They aren’t constant here, but they are definitely a thing in the Netherlands.
It does. It got to the point I explained the concept of trial by combat to them, and said if they really believed, they would fight me-me armed them not.
Never worked.
So I got a grab bag of cheap sex toys to keep by the door the moment I got my first place (was homeless when I turned 18) and ‘would you like to talk about Jesus’ became ‘trick or treat’.
That worked.
Wouldnt happen. Scientists are too in love with the possibility they are wrong. Little room for evangelism
I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:
- offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
- tell them to pay their fucking taxes
Now if science folk came knockin that would be great over a roasted bowl as well
https://www.theguardian.com/science/1999/aug/24/spaceexploration
“I [Carl Sagan] can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,” wrote the former Cornell University professor. “I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.”
Yes. Yes I would, come in, come in!
“Is life on Venus coming to kill us?”
“Oh, no, these are microorganis-”
Shuts door
Yeah, uhh, come in, how’d you know I was a space nerd? Would you also like to scope out my house to rob it later? That’s fine too, as long as you tell me about this cool space fact.
Instructions unclear, we now have door to door scientologists instead
I’d have so many questions. In a good way. They wouldn’t have time to visit anyone else that day.
“please, just leave me alone”
I would do that… but a bit of linux evangelism would slip in as well 😹
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Is there any possibility of life in the atmosphere venus?
YouTube already does this in a less invasive way. “Here’s this random video on theory crafting how we can put life on Mars that we just thought you might like.”
