What am I even doing with my life… brb, gotta get me an octopus vase…
Smae!
Woah there, Mr Deep! I see the way you are eye-banging that cephalopod.
yeah but how many ceremonial buttplugs did they have? not just day to day buttplugs, I’m talking formal occasion ones.
I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?
my dude the local permit guy has his head deeper up his butt than any of the plugs are supposed to go. I don’t even want to try for a parade.
as far as what ceremony, everyone’s got their rituals to make them feel special shut up
Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.
Or stops it sinking.
Could they sync it to the baseline of katy perry’s roar?
On the other hand, they didn’t have Fallout New Vegas and had to contend with the REAL Caesar’s legions, so I say we still win.
Bronze age
Julius Caesar
lol
Fun fact: Julius Caesar wasn’t the only Caesar by a long shot.
Additional fun fact: It was super late here when my brain farted that out 😄
But they also don’t have starfield
Eh, Starfield isn’t actually that bad. It isn’t very good either, though, just mediocre.
Which would have been totally fine for an indie or a niche game from a major developer.
5 or 6/10 is worth playing for sure. It’s just not worth paying AAA money or “this is going to be the best thing ever” style hype…
I have half a kilo of cinnamon.
I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.
I’ve had that, yes. Also dental care
Do octopodes even have teeth?
Some of them (maybe all? Idk) have a venomous beak. So. There’s that. :|
Oh. On them. Not in them.
There is our chance to surpass them!
You do want to keep octopuses in jars because they’re dicks who fuck up the ocean for the rest of us.
And don’t get me started on those fucking cuttlefish.