My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.
What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁
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Why are chickens so cool?
B’caws
Knock knock
Owls
Owls whoo
Yes they do
My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.
Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because it didn’t have any body to go with
Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:
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Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!
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Because it didn’t have the guts.
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A big hole was dug at the police station. They’re currently looking into it.
Why do firefighters wear red suspenders? Keeps their pants up.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Bah-dum-tsss.
Why’d the cookie go to the hospital?
He was feeling crummy!
What’d the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me, kid, we’ll go places.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The interruptive cow
The interrup-
MOOOOOO
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
5yo love gross humor
They definitely do!
Two nuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
My kiddo loved that around her age.
That does not sound very age appropriate
What’s inappropriate about a salted nut?
It’s offensive to people with hypernatremia
I would suggest a book of jokes specifically for kids. Like this one.
It’s free on Kindle Unlimited. You don’t even have to let your daughter know that you’re getting them from a book.
I pull out a sketch book, say I will do a portrait and put my thump up for reference then hand them a high detail illustration of my own thumb. Lot of effort.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Cause his mommy got stuck in a jam.
Yes, let’s get the kid started with dark humor.
What has five toes and is not your foot?
My foot!
That one should definitely get a groan out of her teacher!
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