“It will be a guillotine,” says guy supporting Musk by using his platform.
The guillotine will be on a platform all right.
Idk man, I’m fine with cutting costs, have you seen the price of lumber these days… sheesh.
Aw shucks. There’s goes my “Wicker Man” idea.
wicker is generally a lot cheaper than lumber
There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…
But they’re not, because that’s not how any of this works
Do you think you’ll take over Walmart by shopping there?
No. But by not buying certain items - or through massive shoplifting and vandalism - I can affect their bottom line and, subsequently, their business direction… if there’s like minded people who roll my way.
Oh, my sweet summer child.
Ah, that’s cute. I may have misunderstood your tone and statement - and apologise if I have - but I think that’s the first time I’ve been condescended to in about thirty years. Big up yourself, adult person who knows how the world works… 😉
So you’re going to shoplift and vandalize…twitter? Also you’re planning to boycott their only product by patronizing the product?
Nelson Mandela learnt to speak Afrikaans… how’d that work out in the end? Did that convicted terrorist have no contact with his apartheid opposition or did he, (how can I phrase this?), perhaps, in some way, infiltrate and take over; eventually?
Remind me, also, but where are the terrorist leaders of the IRA now? Oh, that’s right, being elected by their constituents.
The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house.
He only owns the tools… he doesn’t necessarily know how to use or make the tools.
How would that work.
Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
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I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.
lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
Is there an SCP guillotine?
The Riddler’s anarchist cousin?
The Joker?
I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
Jim Bell
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Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.
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Be scared.
What a loser.
That’s king loser to you…
You mean Adrian Dittman?
Nah, he doesn’t have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.
However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it’s the 0.1% that can get ya.
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It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.
And that would be a shame.
There’s no way he’s using one of his death traps, he knows the autopilot is unreliable, he’s been fudging the numbers and reports and forcing it to switch off right before a crash since the beginning.
chad train vs virgin cybertruck
or a mesh…
Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.
That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.
I hate that humanity is so stupid and this actually works over and over again 😡
Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.
This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.
He’s more hated than Bezos, which is saying something.
Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn’t, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.
And don’t forget that Trump is allowed to order hits on people once he takes office.
Don’t let the door hit your apartheid loving ass on the way out
It hasn’t been nice
Guy who shoots up ozempic and god knows what else, suddenly dies, it won’t be mysterious
Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He’s in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.
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He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.
Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.
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Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.
Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.
The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.
when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed
Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.
So most likely you will bleed out in the street
Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.
Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.
For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷
Billions of dollars and he still needs endless attention. I assume the money was just a ploy to get more attention. Issues with his parents in childhood maybe?
We all have issues. I guess it’s comforting knowing that all the money in the world won’t help.
I hope he is genuinely scared.
I hope we see videos of him sprinting to his car.
Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.
The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!
It wasn’t the inventor it was an owner/investor. Just like Musk, he didn’t invent anything he just threw cash at things.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377851
People confuse investors with inventors way too often.
Damn. I love researching things before posting them, this one slipped through somehow.
Thanks mate!
The real tragedy of 2024 is that Matthew Perry and Elon Musk’s fates were clearly switched somehow.
