I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
Lol
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Take the Browns to the Superbowl
Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
I’m not daddy32, but this halfway works in English haha!
In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
“Prairie dogging it” always makes me chuckle when I do a comparison between the two mental images.
In Australia, we call it “turtle necking”. The visual is worse.
This question caused a fight in my house. Someone kept trying to say “Brown trout poking out” and i insisted that doesn’t mean poop, it means prairie dog, which i didn’t even know what a thing until a 12 year old kid said those 2 phrases to me.
A silly Dutch one is saying you got a fax from Darmstad, which is a city in Germany but also Darm=intestines and Stad=city.
I quote cars.
“Gotta see a man about a dog.”
Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”
My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don’t know why.
I take it your boss was Gen X or older?
In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.
Uhhhhhh…was that a regional thing? Because I’m old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.
I don’t remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.
Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.
LDR Industries Free Standing Toilet Paper Holder and Magazine Rack, Bathroom Storage Organizer, Rectangular Pedestal Design, Bathroom Tissue Holder, Chrome
Looks like it’s still a thing…
You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.
Oh, definitely not. I’d say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn’t a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.
Wait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia
I didn’t think I was old. Now I do.
Gotta make room for dinner
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If your poop is fuzzy, you should see a doctor…or an exorcist.
There’s a rumble in the Bronx
There’s big trouble in little China
The spice must flow
