Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
They were wrestling. Go back to bed.
Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…
too late
Too late
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TOO LATE
There are way, way more “centipede monster girl” image results… DuckDuckGo/Google
Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!
Just makes me wonder if it’s a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl’s brain and puppets her body around.
Those are clearly millipedes
Thanks, I hate it
Centipedussy.
Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…
Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!
A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png
Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.
I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!
millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a “pervert” and a “freak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.
Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?
97
I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.
You need to dress it up as geocaching.
Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
“Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity, obviously from a low-quality male. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”
Centipedes are all perfect beings and need no selection
Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant
have you seen a centipede? completely unfuckable
Woah there buddy, please don’t fetish shame.
So THAT’S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
damn, the lore thickens
I was ready for lizard people but bug people is where I draw the line.
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.
I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by
I’ve heard that this is how incels reproduce.
Don’t pick up crusty socks
So we’re just walking around and stepping on centipede cum?
Unless the centipede female are very efficient
The logistics of those legs…
Legistics?
Legit
That’s…
That’s amazing
its a skeet world for them
This is the world librulz want!