In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
magnetoborne virion transmission prevention
Magic rocks!
There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.
Any rock can kill Covid if you get them hot enough.
Some rocks are naturally ‘hot’.
I recall Fearless Leader saying that covid can definitely be defeated if we can expose our insides to UV light. That’s a hot rock, right?
I’m talking about the rocks that radiate an energy you can’t see.
UV is energy you can’t see…
Oh! Kryptonite! Good thinking!
is that spot inside an active volcano?
What is this Star Trek incantation shit
I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad
I’m not stoned and same.
They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.
All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.
That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
You need a deflector dish to do that.
I think I lost neurons reading that.
Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
The author really believes it and has even sued over it.
https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
The link broke.
Literally into two peices
peices
There’s something in this comment chain
Edit: autocorrect fixed the original typo, theory confirmed
Pee sus
Eh?
better
Someone swallowed a dictionary.
This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.
There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing Se*blinks*
That sudy screams confirmation bias.
This is like “Is this the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph?” … The answer is always: “Probably, yes”
Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?
Wouldnt some chinese people already tried traditional chinese medicine 4 years ago?