Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
Yeah, or not
The cure was basic math
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
Let that sink in.
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Same, but I’m feeling better today
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.
In the US we call bathroom sinks sinks as well. I’ve heard basin before, I wouldn’t be confused by it, but it’s not really the standard.
Prior to reading this I may have assumed “basin” referred to sinks that are standalone on pedestals as opposed to ones built into counter tops.
it’s me sink.
look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Congratulations!
Are the years metric?
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
Then start turning rancid the next year
We will see but chances are
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
I’m having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It’s fun. Really. :)
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
Same
