The rule could be anything, as funny or as serious as you want. The universe will progress in a similar way that it has up until this point, unless your changed rule prevented it from doing so.
Some examples might be:
- The invention of currency is not allowed.
- Iron is slightly less stable.
- The Ancient Greeks are able to cultivate Silphium, which does not go extinct now.
Pi = 3.
I think this one might end up winning.
Instant karma. Weighted based on intent. E.g. If CEO cuts benefits to improve his stock value, then his balls explode. If a driver accidentally cuts someone off but feels bad about it, a full mosquito hits the windshield.
Like…a mosquito that just ate a large meal? Or like “one whole ass mosquito”
Never go full mosquito
I assume a mosquito that just had a meal even though it wasn’t hungry and only wanted to give someone malaria.
So an average mosquito lol
CEO […] balls explode
Now this is the kind of justice we need
Everyone knowing they could live healthily vegan but don’t: <chuckle> I am in danger.
Greed is removed from the list of possible emotions/personality traits.
Great. Now everyone’s horny.
You say that like it wasn’t intended.
Welcome to my world.
That was gonna be my change
Everyone horny all the time
I’m already in that universe; it’s pretty good
Nobody is horny and humanity dies hornyness = greed for sex.
All sentient beings have photographic memories and, through DNA, they can store and recall all of their previous ancestors’ memories. All the way back to their oldest sentient ancestor.
Basically Assassin’s Creed
is born
immediate ptsd from the memory of my parents plowing passionately which ended with my creation
crawls to the roof and jumps
It wouldn’t be weird if you just always knew
Or they upload to the resurrection ship
Sounding like Richard Rahl and The Sword of Truth now. (Please don’t hate me the first 3-4 books were good…)
Being bad or evil is literally bad for your health.
The better you act, the better your health - great teeth, good muscle, low fat, high fitness, good looks, and longevity (to a point), no addiction or mental health issues, selfless with no crazy ego. Ie Mother Teresa looks like a supermodel!
Health can fluctuate based on behavior but it always drops 3x faster than it improves. So if you fuck around on your wife, your teeth go bad, or you start balding etc. cheat on your taxes, or lie maliciously (excl. good lies like Santa) you start to get fat n ugly.
If you’re a miserable prick who fires staff, scams people, bribes, hires children for sweatshops or harms people just to increase profit or boost share price you get cancer. But if you help those people then you may be cured provided you handle it really well and undo all the damage.
You attack someone, pedal harmful drugs or hoard unnecessary wealth, you go blind/deaf until you earn it back, more than once and it becomes permanent, each time after that you lose a limb for good.
You intentionally harm or kill someone via murder, drink driving, rape etc then it’s game over via a slow, long, painful debilitating disease that’s contagious to anyone you like or care about, ensuring you die alone.
To help identify the good/bad, your gut instincts are 10,000x more powerful and obvious to warn you of the dangers or benefits of each choice.
How is “being bad” decided?
If it’s decided internally (“bad” is what you believe is bad), then all the objectivists get a free pass for being assholes. Hitler is a supermodel, etc.
If it’s decided externally (there’s an universal definition of “bad”), how far into the future does it propagate? If I rescue from drowning someone who will genocide all the Dutch in the future, when do I go bald?
That said, beauty pageants would be much funnier, with trolley problems instead of talent competitions.
This is why this one wouldn’t work in any meaningful way. Good and bad is a human creation subject to the individuals perception.
A disease that kills everyone a bad person knows, even if they don’t do anything wrong, is a Bible level of justice.
No quantum mechanics. Things have concrete properties even when no one’s watching, and they can all be observed at the same time. The universe is complex but understandable.
Also, P=NP and π is 3.33 repeating, just for the lols.
Base 36 counting becomes predominant.
0 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 A B
C D E F G H
I J K L M N
O P Q R S T
U V W X Y Z
Also the point at which hundred changes over to thousand gets pushed back by a power, so 6KL2 is Sixty Kay Hundred Elty Two, while 8,A59G is Eight Thousand Ayty Five Hundred Ninety G. Same with the changeover to Millions, Billions, Trillions, etc.
Probably wouldn’t change that much practically, but it’d make “Ten” a square that’s also the product of two prime squares, and it’s divisible by a lot more ways than the current number base, and it makes “One Thousand” the square of “One Hundred” the same way “One Hundred” is the square of “Ten” and that “One Million” is the square of “One Thousand.”
Okay but now you only have 3 fingers on each hand
No religion.
CO2 doesn’t cause extra global warming above 300ppm
That might cause humans never to evolve
Oh no what a shame…
Same here
There should be at least 6 more ducks this time.
Life isn’t possible
Humans are neutrally buoyant in Earth’s atmosphere
I’d increase the speed of light.
I prefer my causality dilated.
Stupid thoughts become painful.
"It’s not painful bro you just need to feel it for longer you’ll get used to it. Ow.
Unfortunately, you didn’t get rid of masochism, so now they’re stupid and cumming.
Planck’s constant isn’t.
Isn’t Planck’s? Whose constant is it then?
For the next 3.7E-13 zeptoseconds it’s yours. My gift to you.
Oi, that was my turn