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FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
It’s loading.
Walmart near me
Put a grid in the middle, then this is accurate for 80% of American cities.
I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart
Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy
I don’t know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
You fucking what
Oh god
Oh fuck I’m so old
You are, my fire
My one, desire
Everybody…
#YEAHHHHHHHH
Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.
My bones creak when I move.
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothing but a heartache
Ah, yeah heart issues can be a problem with age.
Wha-EE!
Just hit me with the truth, babe
Now this is content
Looks more like N’Sync to be honest.
Do kids still say music slaps 2024
Only the groovy kids!
There’s a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it’s usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.
On God. No cap. This shit bussin’ and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we’ll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
Nu-metal band.
I need to order some
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.
It’s a pale zucchini with a six pack
what are the new shapes
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I’m intrigued, where can I learn more
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How do I create a Youzoid™?
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Yes! What can you tell me about all the subshapes?
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Green.
now this has gotta be my new favorite
This is my new favorite question.
I have to admit, I totally lifted it from CollegeHumor’s “If Google Was A Guy” sketches.
do I need to interrogate her to find out what they are
and how I can shape love into them
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
Zuck beard real or fake
As real as a wig.
Sydney Sweeney
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Nice.
Hot singles in my area.
I think the best billboard I’ve seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says “Your wife is hot” in big letters. When you get closer, you see it’s an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.
I guess you?
Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?
In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.
exclamation points but for quiet
¡¡¡
It’s true. In Spanish we start all our exclamations with a whisper and raise our voice towards the end of the sentence for effect. We formally learn this from the telenovelas.
I can’t wait for AI to unironically use this as a fact in the future. I’ll be looking for it.
orgy etiquette host or group cleans up
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Do flip flops cause flat feet?
Only the left one
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tar extract gz
eXtract Ze Vucking File
It stays with you.
Use “tar xvzf [filename]”
How do I create a bzipped tar ball?
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Draw a circle
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Create the rest of the fucking tarball.
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