Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?
It’s greatly implied during many of The Doctors that he has sex often.
I personally don’t care for RTD and Moffat’s fixation on crude/lewd humour and doing all the stupid shipteases personally. So, mileage varies greatly on that.
Well, he had a granddaughter somehow.
I thought they got put together like a tapestry?
That’s why they have looms or something to knit them up.
I think that’s been scrapped. The Looms came from the novels and stuff during the dark times between old and new who. Many many things from the new who seasons directly contradict there being Looms.
Yay, I thought i might have hallucinated Lungbarrow
kinky
Could that be his daughter’s daughter? In which case he wouldn’t have had to have sex.
How did he get a daughter then?
Technically one was cloned off him at some point. The actress who played her ended up marrying the Doctor though.
It was a cloning machine accident.
That bit’s a bit wibbly wobbly.
I mean, technically The Doctor did marry The Doctor’s Daughter, so…
Why do you think the companions are always girls?
point
The nurse was allowed to practice, so really it was all mutually agreed upon
Allowed to practise having sex with a patient, right?
The very first Doctor had a granddaughter. So canonically he had to have had sex at least once.
Yeah, my comment about him possibly never having sex aged like milk. But he definitely wouldn’t stop saving someone to do it!
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That’s why the doctor needs the practise.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
That poor nurse… With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.
Doctor Who gettingto nut these days.
It’s a devolving quest to repair their ratings.
Something, something. Timey whimy, time travel and the daleks
Per the headline, it seems he’s giving nuts more than getting nuts. But maybe both?
However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
…that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice… You can’t get fucked again.
I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”
His name is actually H.H. Gregg.
Ha. Real ones remember.
Holy shit.
LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!
… left the patient to have sex with a nurse who was allowed to practise.
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
yet another way the NHS is superior to us healthcare… damn…
…it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.
That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”
His whole existence is flawed. He really thinks he is god.
He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.
… he broke apart his insides
(Help him) he’s got no soul to sell
(Help him) the only thing that works for him
Help him get away from himself
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
Who is this doctor anyways‽
Look he’s been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don’t think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there’s a chance to get his end away.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
Best comment in this entire conversation thread!
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
So that it’s clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there’s a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn’t gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist’s job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.
I coulda done it faster
I’ve also heard that it’s like a pilot job, the hardest part being the beginning and the end. During routine surgeries, they have fuck all to do, so might as well fuck I guess? /Shrug
They also have more scrutiny and paperwork.
Oh, that tracks. They have a reputation among medical personnel for being the worst sociopaths.
During the sexergy.
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
Eight minutes?
He had a lot on his mind.
Could you imagine?
Leaving and finding a room.
Removing gloves and getting into position.
Doing the deed.
Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
Eight minutesI’d take longer than that pooping in that situation.
What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.
If a retail worker did that shit they’d get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they’d be arrested.
Harharhar you’re so funny I’m belly laughing right now.
Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.
Not a good excuse
He did get fired. He just didn’t lose his medical license.
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
I really which they would change these headlines. “Doctor that-“ is perfectly acceptable and doesn’t make me think about Doctor who lol. I see them regularly
the everfucking fuck, he’s an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can’t.
Are you sure
Yep it’s in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
15 seconds?
oh look at johnny 20 seconds here
